The Schoolgirl

 

"I want to do a photo shoot of my Halloween outfit!"
"Oh? What are you wearing for Halloween?"
"Schoolgirl outfit!"
"No"
"Why not!? :("
"I don't do schoolgirl, yoga at the beach, bloody and gory stuff, train tracks, or graffiti wall stuff. I can recommend other photographers who would love to do the concept though. I'm open for shooting something else, however. I've been meaning to do an outdoor shoot of some sort."
"What if I buy you cheesecake?"
"..."
"Is that a yes??"
"Dammit... you know me too well..."
"HA!"